Your resume called. It needs an intervention.
Roastly turns your resume into a funny, specific report card—then shows you exactly how to make it stronger, sharper, and ATS-ready.
Free roast. No card. No fake compliments.
The Roastly promise
Your words, not filler
Every roast references real content from your uploaded resume.
The document gets roasted
Sharp feedback without punching down or making it personal.
Your data has an exit
We do not keep uploaded resumes beyond 30 days.
From upload to upgrade
Funny first. Useful immediately.
Roastly makes the uncomfortable truth easy to hear—and even easier to act on.
“Your impact is currently hiding in witness protection.”
“Responsible for managing projects” is not an achievement. It is a job description wearing a fake mustache. Tell us how many projects, how quickly, and what improved.
Top fix
Replace passive duties with an outcome: “Led 8 cross-functional launches, cutting average delivery time by 21%.”
7 more fixes found — unlock the full critique.
Upload or paste
Drop in a PDF or paste your resume text. No payment details required for your first roast.
Get the receipts
Roastly calls out weak verbs, missing metrics, clichés, formatting problems, and vague claims using your actual resume.
03. Fix the whole thing
Unlock detailed corrections, ATS-ready bullets, a complete resume rewrite, and a sharper LinkedIn summary.
Pick your recovery plan
From public embarrassment to polished application.
Start free. Pay only when you want the full diagnosis or the complete fix.
Free Roast
$0
No payment information needed.
- Personalized AI roast
- Roast score and shareable result
- One specific top fix
- Preview of locked findings
Complete Rewrite
$49
One-time payment.
- Everything in Full Critique
- Fully rewritten resume
- ATS-optimized formatting
- LinkedIn summary rewrite
Before you upload
Reasonable questions. Brutally clear answers.
Your resume can take it
Less “results-driven.” More actual results.
Get the free roast, steal one useful fix, and decide if the rest deserves a rewrite.